How to party
Put your head on upside down. Grab your neck. Whip it around like a helicopter. Cut into a body wave like an olympic hula hooper. Okay, now we are loose. Hold your breath and count to $7 if you’re in a small town. Count to $14 if you’re in los angeles. Shoot the patron. Say something really lame. Don’t care what it was. You earned this. The weekend only comes every couple of weeks. Dance until the headbangers understand.
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