How to party
Put your head on upside down. Grab your neck. Whip it around like a helicopter. Cut into a body wave like an olympic hula hooper. Okay, now we are loose. Hold your breath and count to $7 if you’re in a small town. Count to $14 if you’re in los angeles. Shoot the patron. [...]
EUREKA!
Welcome to the first post of the Depressed Buttons blog.
(Posted by Todd Fink)
Today was my birthday! I left the house in search for something. I had no idea what, but here it is:
I bought this taser at a merchandise stand in Santee Alley (Downtown LA).
Why? I don’t know why anyone else buys these things but [...]
